- ALF: Tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. I shall expose myself to the world.
- Willie Tanner: No.
- ALF: You're right. Maybe I should put on some pants.
- ALF: By the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
- Willie Tanner: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
- ALF: Trust me on this one.