ALF (TV Series)

We Are Family (1988)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• ALF : Tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. I shall expose myself to the world.

  Willie Tanner : No.

  ALF : You're right. Maybe I should put on some pants.

• ALF : By the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.

  Willie Tanner : Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?

  ALF : Trust me on this one.