- [last lines]
- Willie Tanner: I can see myself in that dish.
- Kate Tanner: The whole kitchen looks terrific, ALF.
- ALF: Yeah. It's amazing how versatile that Ty-D-Bol stuff is.
- Brian Tanner: Why are those guys fighting over Lynn, anyway?
- ALF: It's a little hard to explain.
- Brian Tanner: I mean, it's not like she's Heather Locklear.
- ALF: Maybe I don't have to explain.
- Brian Tanner: They didn't even hit each other once. What a gyp.
- ALF: You shouldn't look at violence as entertainment. It's not good for your development. Come on, Geraldo's on Morton Downey. Grab a chair.