ALF (TV Series)

Stairway to Heaven (1988)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• ALF : I really wish I could do that.

  Angel Bob : Only angels can transport themselves.

  ALF : No, I mean snap my fingers.

• ALF : Then call Kelly Girl. Tell them to send over Kelly McGillis and Kelly LeBrock.

• ALF : I know my rights. Get me a lawyer.

  Angel Bob : This is heaven. There are no lawyers here.

• Kate Tanner : How was the bassoon lesson, Lynn?

  Lynn Tanner : Teacher said my embouchure is getting better.

  ALF : [as ghost]  Well, until it does, don't breathe on me!

  Willie Tanner : Wonderful, dear.

  ALF : Without me around all the straight lines are going to waste.