ALF (TV Series)

Someone to Watch Over Me: Part 1 (1988)

Max Wright: Willie Tanner

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• ALF : Give me one reason why I can't be part of this neighborhood watch.

  Willie Tanner : Because you don't put responsibility into irresponsible hands.

  ALF : Well, that's not a reason. That's a platitude.

  Willie Tanner : Because I said so.

  ALF : Now that's dogma. It's worse than dogma. It's... dog manure.