ALF (TV Series)
Someone to Watch Over Me: Part 1 (1988)
Paul Fusco: ALF
Quotes
-
ALF : Give me one reason why I can't be part of this neighborhood watch.
Willie Tanner : Because you don't put responsibility into irresponsible hands.
ALF : Well, that's not a reason. That's a platitude.
Willie Tanner : Because I said so.
ALF : Now that's dogma. It's worse than dogma. It's... dog manure.