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- Willie Tanner: Once again, Kate, excellent meat loaf.
- ALF: Once again, Kate, meat loaf.
- Kate Tanner: Uh, for your information, that was Salisbury steak.
- ALF: Great. Meat loaf with an attitude.
- Brian Tanner: I still don't get it. How come Jake's mother takes stuff but she's not a crook?
- Willie Tanner: Well, Jake's mother suffers from a psychological disorder that motivates her to steal impulsively without being prompted by any apparent need or desire.
- Brian Tanner: Thanks for clearing that up, dad.