ALF (TV Series)

Fight Back (1989)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• ALF : On Melmac we had an expression. There's a sucker born every month except February which has 28.

• ALF : [Playing darts]  What did you get?

  Jake Ochmonek : Fourteen, twenty five, twenty nine.

  ALF : What did I get?

  Jake Ochmonek : Oil can, cabinet door and a box.

  ALF : I win.

• Willie Tanner : There must be a simple explanation for this broken wire.

  ALF : Yeah, you got took, conned, nicked and clipped. You got your horn swoggled and your flim flammed.