The A-Team (TV Series)

Till Death Do Us Part (1983)

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Quotes 

• Murdock : I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train!

• Murdock : Eh, would you mind delivering this for me?

  "Hannibal" Smith : What is it?

  "B.A." Baracus : It's that stupid letter he was writing last night, Hannibal. The man is nuts. He's writing Cutter a letter, telling him how sorry and bad he feel for leaving the man at the altar.

  "Hannibal" Smith : [sincerely]  He was lucky to have had you, as short a time as he did.

  "B.A." Baracus : Oh man!

• Minister : Do you Jaclyn Leigh Taylor, take this man Calvin Cuttor to be your lawful wedded husband?

  Murdock : [the bride pulls back her veil and is revealed to be Murdock]  Well, I didn't go through all this to see how I looked in white!

• Murdock : [coughs after eating shaving cream]  Oooh, bubbles!

• Murdock : I leave with you my Captain Bellybuster cap for security. Now, you take good care of it. I promise you, I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap.

• Murdock : [posing as a French chef]  Je n'es pis pous pas! You say you let that 'nother truck pass? That was the wrong cake! That was the pinaple. We are to be serving the lemmon cake.

• Murdock : [posh accent]  You see, aside from being the A-team's perennial bride, I also handle the, eh, psychological profiles, but I shan't, eh, I shan't bore you with my credentials, my dear.

• Murdock : I certainly couldn't testify. They cannot force a wife to incriminate her spouse.

• Murdock : [running away from the altar dressed as the bride, to a woman guest]  Thanks for coming to the ceremony, love your dress!

• Murdock : [studying the wedding guests]  The goons in tuxedos are armed.