The A-Team (TV Series)
The Taxicab Wars (1983)
Mr. T: B.A. Baracus
Quotes
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Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Hi, I'm Doctor Vern, veterinarian and this is my talking dog, Socky.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : This is my talking fist. His name is Knock-out. Do you want to hear Knock-out speak?
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Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : He's got a cape and mask in here, Hannibal. This dude is gonna drive around in a taxi with a cape and mack on.
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : B.A., I want that back!
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : No cowl, Murdock? You were gonna do Captain Cab without a cowl?
Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Hannibal, I wanted a cowl, I really did, I just couldn't figure out how to make it.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Ah.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : You shouldn't encourage him, Hannibal. He's getting worse. Now get out of here, Murdock! If I catch you a sheet around your neck again, or talking to your socks, I'm gonna split your personality, permanently!
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Deke Billings : Excuse me, this cab's out of service.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : No it isn't!
Deke Billings : Yes it is.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : No it isn't!
Deke Billings : Oh, you're a big one, aren't you?
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : Even more to the point, I'm a mean one, sucker!
[picks Deke up and throws him clear over the car]
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Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : [he and Murdock bust out of the van shooting at Crane and his men who are holding guns on Hannibal and Face] Drop them, or you're dead!