- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [to B.A] Now Face booked us on a commercial flight because you said you'd fly if it wasn't Murdock at the controls.
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: [aghast] You didn't tell me he said that. You said you'd fly with another pilot but not me? You said that?
- "B.A." Baracus: [Glaring at Murdock, in his face] YEAH!
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: [wilting, turns away] Wise choice.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Hannibal, you want all these things: a taxi cab, garbage truck, tv store. You know I don't keep all this stuff in a coffee can in my backyard, you know!
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: [Face and Hannibal are using walky talkies] Even when they play dirty, they play dirty.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Yeah, but we play dirtier.
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: I shall return.
- [hops on the side of the garbage truck]
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: Garbage, HO!
- [B.A. tries to get the truck started]
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: HO!
- [B.A. tries again]
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: HO!
- [truck finally starts]
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I figure, If you're gonna tail somebody in New York, they'll never suspect a taxi.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Face, I need garbage!
- [slams the door]
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Now I dont just mean any garbage.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Ah, you mean a specific kind of garbage.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: When I say garbage, I mean garbage, dirty garbage.
- Amy Amanda Allen: Most garbage is dirty, Hannibal. That's why they call it garbage.
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: No, he means real garbage.
- "B.A." Baracus: Only a sucker like you would understand garbage!
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: [using a French accent] This is garbage, smell this! An ambrosial delight for the olfactory system.
- Bernie: So tell me, why are you doing this?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Anyone can spend their afternoon playing golf, but don't you think this is more fun?
- Tracy Richter: [referring to Murdock] Your friend sure has a weird sense of humor.
- Amy Amanda Allen: Yes, he has a weird sense of... something.
- Bernie: We have here already enough trouble. Why would we want to make any more trouble for ourselves?
- Nicky: I busted my buns saving up for that shoebox. It took me month. This is all I got left. Every cent. But I wanna chip in to help.
- [hands over some coins]
- "B.A." Baracus: Three dollars and sixty-eight cents. That just about covers our fee.
- Rita - Eastside Charlie's Girlfriend: Charlie, you promised...
- Charles 'East-Side Charlie' F. Struthers: Oh, give it a rest, would you baby, go to the powder room, find a run in you stocking or something, huh?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [using a wireless to comunicate] Stay with 'em, kid. And let me know if they pick up reinforcements.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: [into the receiver of a taxi cab] Auf wiedersehen.