The A-Team (TV Series)

The Bend in the River: Part 1 (1984)

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Quotes 

• H.M. Murdock : Ladies and gentlemen, my name is H.M. Murdock. Better known in the theatrical capitals of the world as H.M.M, or hm-hmm. And I am the greatest director of cinema that has ever exposed a frame of film and I usually get what I want, so where are the two hundred lama wool sweaters that I need for the barbeque scene on the beach?

• El Cajon : You are well armed, Señor.

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Are you the jackass that calls himself 'The Coffin'?

  El Cajon : Yes Señor, El Cajon.

  Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Mr. Coffin, please do not sweat. there is to be no sweating in my film.

  [throws him a towel] 

  Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Here, wipe it off yourself.