The A-Team (TV Series)

The Bend in the River: Part 1 (1984)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• "Hannibal" Smith : [Murdock is in a coffin, talking to himself]  What is this all about?

  "Faceman" Peck : Oh, this is gonna be fun. He's making a movie, a classic little film called 'Closed for Remodeling'.

  "Hannibal" Smith : [Hannibal contemplates this as Murdock jabbers on inside the coffin]  Well, that's already opened. I saw it on a theater marquee last week.

  "Faceman" Peck : Don't you do that to me, Hannibal, one lunatic in this outfit is enough!

• "Faceman" Peck : [holding a Spanish-English dictionary]  Oh, well now, this is encouraging...

  "Hannibal" Smith : Yeah?

  "Faceman" Peck : Yeah. 'El Cajon'. Spanish translation: 'The Coffin'.

  "Hannibal" Smith : What kind of a scunge heel would call himself 'The Coffin'?

  "Faceman" Peck : Well, probably the same kind that would call himself 'Hannibal'

• "Hannibal" Smith : And you're engaged to this Brian Lefcourt?

  Tawnia : Pre-engaged. We gave each other these St. Christophers. and when he got back from trying to find the lost treasure of Del Rio, we were going to be married.

  "Faceman" Peck : When did all this happen?

  Tawnia : Last month. When you guys were in South Carolina helping that old sheriff.