- Lin Duk Coo - Pastry Chef: The Colonel love it, when plan come together.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: You bet he does!
- Amy Allen: Hannibal and the guys said you saved them in Vietnam. That you risked your life to feed the American soldiers.
- Lin Duk Coo - Pastry Chef: I'm not political. Born in North Vietnam, forced to join army, but I make bread, cook like angel, so General Chow makes me personal chef. When he took over prison camp, I go, I cook.
- Amy Allen: You're really something, you know that?
- Lin Duk Coo - Pastry Chef: If you are friend of A-Team, if they make you a member, than you really are something like that.
- Murdock: [lamenting the plight of golf balls] All those naked balls... packed in together... and then that brush...
- [shudders]
- Lin Duk Coo - Pastry Chef: [tearfully] A-Team is my best friend I think. You saved my life.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: No, you saved ours.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [to Tommy Angel] You tell your daddy if he gets me mad, I'm going down to Phoenix and tracking him down. Tell him to keep his head low, I could be the postman, I could be the guy who cleans his pool, or even his golf caddy.
- Parking Attendant: Good afternoon, sir, may I...
- B.A. Baracus: May you what, sucker?
- Parking Attendant: Eh, may I park your vehicle?
- B.A. Baracus: Are you crazy? Nobody drives my van but me. Get outta here!
- Murdock: [pretending B.A. is a famous French actor] Bravo! Bravo, bravo!
- B.A. Baracus: [to the parking attendant] Don't touch my van, sucker. If you do, I'll feed you your socks.
- Murdock: Oh mella bell! It's the famous 'Feed you your socks' line from the Pulitzer prize winning play, 'Right on, Ruth' by Margaret Hanley.
- B.A. Baracus: Shut up, fool, come on!
- Tom Anderson: I don't think you know what you're messing with, Smith.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Oh yes I do, I'm just impetuous. I'm also nuts and trigger happy, so get in the van before I foam at the mouth and start blasting.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: While the other prisoners were eating roaches and grass, you were enjoying smoked almonds and getting your nails buffed.
- Tom Anderson: That was 10 years ago as you said, even you can't hold a grudge that long.
- B.A. Baracus: Maybe he can't, but I can!
- [corners Tommy]
- Face: B.A., don't sit down, you're gonna get grease on the couch. I don't live here, remember? I'm just a guest.
- B.A. Baracus: You not even a guest, Mr. Toney comes back he's gonna hit you with a lawsuit.
- Face: Not if he can't find me.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [the Team finds out Faceman has been using the alias 'Mr. Toney'] Mr. Toney? You gotta be kidding!
- B.A. Baracus: Sounds like some hairdresser to me.
- Amy Allen: Mr. Toney, isn't that the name of a famous L.A. decorator?
- Murdock: It's always so easy to just look the other way, isn't it, Colonel? Injustice is always rewarded with indifference.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: I guess so.
- Murdock: [British accent, about Lin's singing] By Jove, I think he's got it.
- Amy Allen: Sort of.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [British accent, to Murdock] Not really, sorry.
- General Chow: I have been informed of last nights... mistake.
- Tom Anderson: General Chow, this is not in Vietnam. You aren't the camp commander any more and I am not your P.O.W. Further more you'd be advised to remember that we have become partners.
- General Chow: You have let Lin Duk Coo slip away. You have robbed me of my revenge.
- Tom Anderson: Well, in case you've forgotten something, old buddy, we're in the narcotics business and not the revenge business.