"The A-Team" Harder Than It Looks (TV Episode 1984) - Dwight Schultz as 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Murdock : Most fathers get upset when their daughter is only taken to a drive-in. Wha-What did you do? Win this date on some TV game show?

[Imitating a game show host]

Murdock : Jennifer you've just won an all expense payed kidnapping with a terrorist of your choice!
"Howling Mad" Murdock : Sneaking back into a warzone with the same plan, second time, is insane.

"Hannibal" Smith : It's brilliant. They'll never think we're crazy enough to do it.
Murdock : The Colonel really bends my mind out of shape, you know.

"B.A." Baracus : Man, if you're mind was bend out of shape, it'd be straight, fool.
Faceman : Oh, great, an entire terrorist army on our tail and we're out of gas.

Murdock : Well, look at it this way, Face, we hit rock bottom now and the only way we can go is up.

Jennifer Teasdale : [pointing a gun at Hannibal] You're gonna let me go now, or I'm gonna blow you all away.

Faceman : This is up?
"Howling Mad" Murdock : You know, this story's getting too far out, even for me.
Jennifer Teasdale : You guys are incredible! I can't believe you actually did it!

Templeton Peck : Neither can I. We lost our wheels, B.A. did 15 rounds with Godzilla, Hannibal did a 20 story high dive, we had our boat blown out from under us, and we still managed to save the girl, her boyfriend and retrieve the movey.

Marcus : Now all you have to do is stop them from blowing up the dam.

"Hannibal" Smith : Dam?

"Howling Mad" Murdock : I wanna cry.

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock