The A-Team (TV Series)

Fire (1984)

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Quotes 

• "Howling Mad" Murdock : [Irish accent]  I don't suppose, my good man, that you ever heard of instantanious combustion? That's not to be confused with internal combustion. But, he's broken my rule number nine!

  "Faceman" Peck : [acting fey]  Number nine? Never leave newspapers lying about.

  Roy Kelsey : Oh, eh, we were meaning to throw those out, actually.

  "Howling Mad" Murdock : Meaning to? Meaning to? You know that there are a thousand tragic cases of 'meaning to' in the naked city?

  "Faceman" Peck : Why don't you just step outside untill we've conducted our little inspection, huh?

  [urges Kelsey out the door] 

  "Howling Mad" Murdock : [shouting]  Newspapers! Newspapers! I hate newspapers!

• "Howling Mad" Murdock : Now, B.A! B.A! We're we're friends, don't cha know? You, me, Captain Fred, Little Squirt. We go back a long way. Remember the time that I was wounded and you... you took care of me?

  "B.A." Baracus : I remember that. But I do remember you squirting water in my face. And you gotta pay. Meet Big Squirt, fool!