The A-Team (TV Series)

Diamonds 'n Dust (1983)

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Quotes 

• Murdock : I, I don't know if this is gonna work, Face. What country did you say this uniform's from?

  Face : Sherman Oaks neighborhood watch and parent patrol.

  Murdock : What rank?

  Face : Chief crossing guard.

  Murdock : Terrific.

  Face : Murdock, It's the singer, not the song.

• Murdock : [faced with a herd of stampeding elephants]  Well, guys, not to run the risk to sound melodramatic: goodbye forever!

• Murdock : [handing B.A. his stuffed Teddy]  Take care of Bogey for me, will you B.A.? He's ain't old enough to drink yet.

  B.A. : The man is nuts!

  [Throws the bear into the car] 

• Murdock : [singing, while puppeteering a teddy bear]  I'm Bogey the Bear, I'm covered with hair...

• B.A. Baracus : [wanting to know how they will get home from South Africa]  You tell me or I'll break your head!

  'Howling Mad' Murdock : It's already broken.