The A-Team (TV Series)

Curtain Call (1984)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• Tawnia Baker : Face, the uniform wil never work. Decker will recognize you the moment you walk in. Are you listening to me? You go in there and you'll be on the first flight to Leavenworth.

  Face : Listen, without those medical supplies Murdock is dead so it doesn't matter what the risk is, does it? Besides, people very seldom look at what's right under their nose, right?

• Hannibal : Face, you're gettin' slow.

  Face : Slow? Twelve minutes? Hannibal, I had to say hello!

• Tawnia Baker : Face, are you listening to me? You go in there and you'll be on the first flight to Leavenworth.

  Face : Listen, without those medical supplies, Murdock is dead, so it doesn't matter what the risk is, now does it? And, like you said, the worst that could happen is I go to prison. Not exactly my idea of little fun in the sun, but eh, the hours are regular, the food's plentiful and there's plenty of starch in the shirts.

• Tawnia Baker : Face, you're amazing! I can't believe you pulled it off.

  Face : Well, green always was my lucky color!

• Face : This time's it's checkmate.

• Face : I told you Decker saw us at that toll crossing this morning.

  Hannibal : Well, you were right, feel better now?

• Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : What happened to you?

  Face : [posing as 'Bareclaw' Jones]  Well, I've been lookin' for the big one. Yeah, only, he found me.

  Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : Who found you?

  Face : Old Luke.

  Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : Luke?

  Face : Yeah, a griz. Big, ugly, mean, Yeah, I've been after him for a year.

  Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : I told you there were bears around here!

  Face : Bears? We ain't talking bears, we're talking Bears!

  [points to his eyepatch] 

  Face : What do you think, I got this from winking too much? No sirree, Old Luke gave me this. I'd show you fellers what's under this eh, patch, only you fellers probably just had lunch.

• Tawnia Baker : Face, do you think Murdock will be all right? He's lost so much blood...

  Faceman" : Eh, Murdock, he's tough! Like a piece of rawhide. One that's just got out of therapy. Yeah, he's got the kind of strength that counts.

  [points to his forehead] 

  Faceman" : Don't you worry about Murdock. A few weeks and eh, he won't be able to distinguish reality from a couple of breadsticks.