The A-Team (TV Series)

Children of Jamestown (1983)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

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Quotes 

• Coulton's Daughter : Are you sure you're all right? You really should be lying down, you know.

  Face : Oh, I can't lie down. Not till we get Hannibal's boots back.

• Amy : Wow. Those blood capsules are really realistic.

  Face : Think so, huh? I accidentally swallowed the capsules. Hannibal split the inside of my lip.

  Hannibal : Sorry, kid. You walked right into that one.

  Face : [spitting out a tooth]  Oh, there goes another cap!

  B.A. Baracus : Hannibal, why did you go bust Face-man in the lip for? You know you make him ugly you're gonna mess up our meal-ticket. We won't be able to get into good hotel rooms.

• Hannibal : Hey Face, what do you think these guy wear under their skirts?

  Face : Uh, I don't know.

  [to closest cult member] 

  Face : Half slip?

  [gets hit in the gut with a rifle] 

  Face : Ohhh!

  Hannibal : [to closest cult member]  Garter belt?

  [gets in the gut with a rifle] 

  Hannibal : Arrgh!

  B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!

  [gets hit doesn't react] 

• Face : [Face to Coulton's daughter about Murdock]  That guy's as crazy as a Mexican rattler, but I love him.

• Hannibal : [Face has been knocked out]  Face, how many fingers am I holding up?

  Face : [dazed]  Blue... tree!

• Amy : So now what do we do? How do we get out of here?

  Hannibal : Well first off we may not. We could die right here. Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck. Figure you're dead, can you do that?

  Amy : Are you kidding?

  B.A. Baracus : Look Amy, we all gotta accept death, that way we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge.

  Amy : Well I don't think I can.

  Face : Try. You gotta try.

• Amy : I think that you are crude and disgusting. All you do is yell at me! 'The pancakes are lumpy!'

  Face : The pancakes ARE lumpy!

  Amy : 'The orange juice is too pulpy!'

  Face : Will you shut up, Sue Ellen? Just shut your damn yap! You've been braying about coffee all morning so let's just get the coffee and let's go, okay?

  Amy : OKAY!

• Face : Boy, eh, you really fill out that tunic. You used to be a line backer for the Rams?

  Brother Stephen : We do the Lord's work. If you're here to taunt us, please don't.

• Hannibal : [the team has been captured by a cult]  Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?

  Face : Uh, I don't know.

  [to closest Cult Member] 

  Face : Half slip?

  [gets hit in gut with a rifle butt] 

  Face : Ohh!

  Hannibal : [to closest cult member]  Garter belt?

  [gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt] 

  Hannibal : Arrgh!

  B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!

  [gets hit. Doesn't react]