3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Post-Nasal Dick (1996)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Tommy Solomon
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Quotes
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Dr. Dick Solomon : So, how was school today?
Tommy Solomon : The best ever. I had my very first make-out session.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Good for you.
Tommy Solomon : It was with Dina, my lab partner.
Sally Solomon : Dina, the one with the...?
Tommy Solomon : [slyly] Oooh, yeah.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Tell us everything. I want details.
Tommy Solomon : At first, I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind and she's got that... big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.
Sally Solomon : What tipped the scales?
Tommy Solomon : She let me.
Dr. Dick Solomon : What happened next?
Tommy Solomon : Well, I don't know what came over me, but... they were so big and round and beautiful... I just had to touch them.
Dr. Dick Solomon : And then what?
Tommy Solomon : She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!" and that just basically killed the mood.
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[explaining a wedding]
Dr. Dick Solomon : The ceremony begins with the bride being given away.
Sally Solomon : Excuse me? Given away? Like an object? As in 'free girl with every large fries'?
Tommy Solomon : Hey, there are free girls? Can I go?
Harry Solomon : Fries? Can I go?
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Sally Solomon : [Complaining about the cold they all have] Oh, my head is THROBBING!
Harry Solomon : So is mine...
Tommy Solomon : Mine, too...
Sally Solomon : And my back is ACHING!
Harry Solomon : So is mine...
Tommy Solomon : Mine, too...
Sally Solomon : And my breasts feel like two bowls of hot, steaming chili!
Harry Solomon : She wins.
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Tommy Solomon : [after arranging to get together with Dina again] Oh, this is Dina; she's the one who made us all sick.
Sally Solomon : [Pointing at Dina] Kill the incubator!
[Dina runs out, terrified]
Tommy Solomon : [to Sally] Thank you so very much!