- Dr. Dick Solomon: I will now dispatch my foe with an elegant haiku.
- [Dick is shown surreptitiously, quickly counting with his fingers]
- Dr. Liam Neesam: [interrupting Dick's count] Five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I know that!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [disgusted, yet in haiku format] I'm so sick of you. You think you know everything. Will you stop it? Please
- Dr. Liam Neesam: Well, yes. That is *technically* a haiku, but it's a rather pedestrian one. Isn't it?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: No. No - That was an accidental haiku!
- Dr. Liam Neesam: What?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I-I-I want another turn!