3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Mary Loves Scoochie: Part 2 (2001)

John Cleese: Dr. Liam Neesam

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• Dr. Dick Solomon : I will now dispatch my foe with an elegant haiku.

  [Dick is shown surreptitiously, quickly counting with his fingers] 

  Dr. Liam Neesam : [interrupting Dick's count]  Five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : I know that!

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [disgusted, yet in haiku format]  I'm so sick of you. You think you know everything. Will you stop it? Please

  Dr. Liam Neesam : Well, yes. That is *technically* a haiku, but it's a rather pedestrian one. Isn't it?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : No. No - That was an accidental haiku!

  Dr. Liam Neesam : What?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : I-I-I want another turn!