- Caryn: Hey, Sally, look, you gotta come to our protest.
- Sally Solomon: What's goin' on?
- Caryn: Playpen Magazine is coming here next week to look for students to pose naked. It's their 'Coeds of the Midwest' issue.
- Sally Solomon: Oh my God, they're coming here?
- Caryn: They're offering six hundred dollars to pose naked. I mean, how degrading is that?
- Sally Solomon: I'm so sorry. Did you say six hundred dollars?
- Caryn: Can you believe this? I mean, they have some nerve expecting that the women around here are just gonna line up to exploit themselves.
- Sally Solomon: Yeah, I hate waiting in line.
- Nina: Dr Solomon, what are you doing?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Measuring my face.
- Nina: Why?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I've been putting it off.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Why do you have so many hang ups about the human body? Is it because of all the hang downs?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Harry, are you naked or am I seeing things?
- Harry Solomon: Well, actually it's a little of both.
- Mrs. Dubcek: [Dick is pointing to pictures on the table, and Mrs Dubcek is evaluating them] Art. Smut. Smut. Art. Smut.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: That's smut?
- Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: But she's so much nakeder than they are.
- Mrs. Dubcek: Well, y'see, this is Michelangelo, and this is... well this is Michael and Angelo.
- Sally Solomon: [asking Tommy about his new school crush] So, hey, you seen Alissa naked yet?
- Tommy Solomon: Oh, no, no, Sally, it's not like that. See, what I feel towards her, it's on a much higher plane, y'know, based on her intelligence and charisma and inner beauty... But boy, I'd like to!