- Dr. Dick Solomon: [reading the newspaper at breakfast] Oh, look, that sexy new French film opened. They shot it two years ago, but they had to wait until the actress was of legal age.
- Harry Solomon: Yeah, I saw that movie yesterday.
- Sally Solomon: Oh, hey, how was it?
- Tommy Solomon: I heard there was an awesome shower scene.
- Harry Solomon: [lecherously] Oh, yeah.
- Harry Solomon: [more serious] But then this naked girl got in, and you could barely see the shower.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [discussing the new French film at the local theatre] I'm taking Mary to the six-o'clock showing.
- Sally Solomon: Hey, Don and I are going to the six-o'clock.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, maybe we should join you.
- Sally Solomon: Oh, that would be great. Does Mary have to come?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Of course she does, Sally. She's my girlfriend. She's paying.
- Sally Solomon: Hey, Tommy, y'know, I meant to ask you. Now that you have graduated, your mission as a High Schooler is pretty much over, huh?
- Tommy Solomon: Yeah, it's true. On to the next phase.
- Harry Solomon: Ah. Menopause.
- Sally Solomon: No, Harry, he's talking about College.
- Tommy Solomon: College? No, I've had enough of classes and schedules. I'm gonna do my own thing. It's time to go out on the road.
- [he's reading a copy of Kerouac's "On the Road"]
- Harry Solomon: [later, after Harry and Tommy go out on the road, Tommy gets a job and becomes disillusioned] What are you gonna do?
- Tommy Solomon: I'm too organized. I'm too driven. I need how to learn how to be irresponsible. I need to go to a place where my potential won't shine through, and I can just "veg out".
- Harry Solomon: Such a place exists?
- Tommy Solomon: Yeah, it does. I'm goin' to College!