- Harry Solomon: I didn't have enough experience to sell hot dogs... So they hired me as a security guard.
- Aubrey Pitman: Dr. Solomon, you've insulted my intelligence, my religion and my family. And that's okay. But there's one thing you can't insult and that's the Badgers.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [Harry and Sally are watching TV as Dick walks in] Oh, it's that thing again.
- Harry Solomon: [offended] I have a name.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [oblivious to Harry] Football. I thought they cancelled that in January.
- Harry Solomon: Well, guess they brought it back.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I still don't see the point. I mean, what's it all about?
- Sally Solomon: Well, from what I understand, they try to kill whoever has the ball.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Those two guys in the middle seem awfully... intimate.
- Sally Solomon: Yeah, they've been goin' at it the whole game.
- Harry Solomon: Yeah, they should just get a room.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Is there any up side?
- Sally Solomon: Well, if you make it all the way down to the big poles, you get to dance.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Ah, yes, the 'Big Game'. God forbid your intellectual development should get in the way of the 'Big Game'. The fate of humanity rests on the outcome of the 'Big Game'.
- Bug Pollone: Is he being sarcastic?
- Tommy Solomon: See ya.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going?
- Tommy Solomon: I have Glee Club practice.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [scoffing] Glee Club?
- Tommy Solomon: Yeah.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [taunting] Oh, I see, you've changed your mission. Now you're researching what it's like to be a girl!
- Tommy Solomon: For your information, Glee Club is not just for girls.
- Harry Solomon: Yeah. It's also for geeks and nancy-boys.
- [in the local pub, Sally and Nina approach some men]
- Sally Solomon: Hey, buy us a couple of beers?
- Fan #3: Sure.
- Fan #1: So, you girls going to tbe big game?
- Sally Solomon: We don't want to talk to you. We're just broke.
- [they take the beers and leave]
- [before Pendleton's big football game, the rivalry erupts in the pub]
- Fan #2: You're goin' down, and you know why?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Why?
- Fan #3: Beause Badgers suck!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Badgers don't suck. They bite!