3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Dickmalion (1997)
John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon
Quotes
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Tommy Solomon : Great news! I am now the coolest punk in school.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, congratulations! What did you do?
Tommy Solomon : I got suspended for setting off the fire alarm.
Dr. Dick Solomon : They suspended you for that? You saved hundreds of lives!
Tommy Solomon : No, no, no! That's the best part! There was no fire!
Dr. Dick Solomon : Tommy, this is outrageous! The next time you set off a fire alarm, you'd damn well better start a fire first!
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Dr. Dick Solomon : What's going on?
Nina Campbell : Oh, she's having a big affair.
Dr. Dick Solomon : What? You tramp!
Dr. Dick Solomon : Dick, it's a catered affair.
Dr. Dick Solomon : You're cheating on me *and* your diet?
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Dr. Dick Solomon : It was awful. I had a two-hour conversation with someone about Cornish gay men.
Nina Campbell : Are you sure it wasn't "Cornish game hen"?
Dr. Dick Solomon : That's what I said: "Cornish gay men"! Aren't you listening?
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Dr. Dick Solomon : I don't mean to panic anyone, but I'm afraid the calamari is infested with baby squid!