- Dr. Mary Albright: A man and a woman cannot connect intellectually without eventually connecting... with their connectors.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Are you saying that just because Sonja and I share the same intellectual interests, we're destined to share the same bed?
- Dr. Mary Albright: Yes.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, that's ridiculous! Sonja's far too intelligent to have sex with me!
- Officer Don: I may not have officially made Detective yet, but I think I've figured out what's going on here. You're not in love with me. You're in love with the uniform.
- [Don tests her reaction by holding his rain slicker in front of him, then removing it, while Sally alternately looks bored, then excited]
- Sally Solomon: What does this mean for us, Don?
- Officer Don: I'll tell you what it means. It means you'll never see me out of uniform again!