3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid (2000)

French Stewart: Harry Solomon

Quotes 

• Harry Solomon : Aww! Nothing says "I love you" like having sex with a stranger the night before you're supposed to do it with your girlfriend for the very first time on Valentine's Day.

• Harry Solomon : [watching a pay-per-view]  Are those two women naked?

  Tommy Solomon : Yes, they are.

  Harry Solomon : So... What did that guy do to deserve that spanking?

• Sally Solomon : Hey, you guys, why is everything so red on Valentine's Day? I mean, the greeting cards and the candy, even the tire ads.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, red represents the blood that was spilled at the massacre.

  Harry Solomon : Massacre?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Yeah, the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. It's a very big deal here on Earth.

• Alissa Strudwick : Hey, guys!

  Tommy Solomon : Hey, Alissa! How you doin'?

  Sally Solomon : Hey! Uuuuh...

  [Runs to the kitchen] 

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Will you uh, uh, uh... Oh, look at the time!

  [Runs to his room] 

  Tommy Solomon : Harry?

  Harry Solomon : Hm? Oh! I was just trying to stagger my exit for a more natural effect.

  [Gets up to leave] 

  Harry Solomon : La la la, la la la la. And I'm out!

• Tommy Solomon : [discussing his upcoming "first time" with girlfriend Alissa]  I don't know what to do, man. She's so much more experienced than me. What if I make a fool of myself?

  Harry Solomon : [in a reassuring tone]  Oh, don't worry. You will.