"3rd Rock from the Sun" Angry Dick (TV Episode 1996) - Kristen Johnston as Sally Solomon

[Dick feels that his neighbor has betrayed him]

Sally Solomon : Dick, what's wrong?

Dr. Dick Solomon : I don't know. There's an odd sensation moving through my body.

Dr. Dick Solomon : [he gets more and more angry until he boils over, shouting] Who the hell does that stupid sack of fat think he is, anyway!...

Dr. Dick Solomon : [suddenly diabolical] I have a plan.

Sally Solomon : Remember, we're not allowed to liquefy humans.

Dr. Dick Solomon : [almost insane] OK, I have another plan!
Sally Solomon : So, does Frank know you're with me?

Patty Muller : No, I told him I was setting a perm. Does Dick know you're with me?

Sally Solomon : No, I injected him with a sedative. I've got at least two more hours.

Patty Muller : Oh, we're like Thelma and Louise, except we just came to the supermarket, we haven't killed anyone.

Sally Solomon : It's early yet.
Sally Solomon : Oh, how exciting. I'm *so* glad I get to be the woman. Next planet I get to be something BIG... with HORNS!
Patty Muller : I don't envy you having to take care of three men. I only got Frank, and he's a full-time job. Just once I'd like to see that man pick up a sock.

Sally Solomon : I'd like to see men put their dirty dishes in the sink.

Patty Muller : I'd like to see them do laundry.

Sally Solomon : I'd like to see them crammed between two steel wheels and ground into a fine paste.

Patty Muller : You know, I'd like to see that myself.

Sally Solomon : You let me know.

Kristen Johnston: Sally Solomon