- [in a bar, Dick asks his students for advice]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Gentlemen, how do you know when it's time to get married?
- Aubrey Pitman: Right when that little stick thing turns blue.
- Sally Solomon: I've dated more than any of you.
- Harry Solomon: But by no stretch of the imagination have you been the most promiscuous.
- Sally Solomon: I'm getting married.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Why are you doing this?
- Sally Solomon: Two reasons: I'm a woman and he asked me.
- Sally Solomon: It's what women are supposed to do: Get married, have kids, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.