3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

36! 24! 36! Dick!: Part 1 (1998)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Tommy Solomon

Quotes 

• [Sally and Dick are discussing the sudden appearance in Rutherford of dozens of stunning women, when Tommy shows up with a supermodel on his arm] 

  Tommy Solomon : Dick, Sally, I'd like you to meet Chloe.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [seductively]  Hi.

  Chloe : Hello. I'm extremely beautiful, and I'm Tommy's new girlfriend.

  Sally Solomon : Is that true, Tommy?

  Tommy Solomon : Yes... and yes.

  [they leave] 

  Sally Solomon : [to Dick]  A woman like that is not supposed to be available to a High School kid. That's why we got him a subscription to Playboy.

• [Dick, Tommy and Harry find a cosmetic compact and when they open it, they see a speaking image of Prell, the leader of the supermodels who have invaded Rutherford] 

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Oh, my God! Do you realize what this is?

  Harry Solomon : It's a multi-phase microtransmitter and rose-pink blush in one!

  Dr. Dick Solomon : This planet doesn't have that technology.

  Tommy Solomon : Holy Cow! We weren't just dating leggy babes.

  Harry Solomon : We were dating leggy babes from beyond!