- Jack Bauer: You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful.
- Second Grader: Is it true you played basketball?
- Senator David Palmer: Sure did. Georgetown.
- Second Grader: My daddy says Georgetown sucks.
- Senator David Palmer: I think I need to have a little talk with your daddy.
- Second Grader: He also says there will never be a black president in this country, ever.
- Senator David Palmer: Would you give your daddy a message for me? Tell him I understand where he's coming from, but he's wrong. And I'm gonna prove it.