Killer Yacht Party (2006) User Reviews

GET OFF MY BOAT

[nogodnomasters · 4/10 · 31 December 2018]

The story centers around two women in LA. Lacy (Becky Boxer) is hot and wants to be in the LA party scene. Her "wing man" is plain Jane (Maggie Marion) from Iowa. They get invited to an invitation only yacht party from Brock (Eric Clark). Brock has a hot girlfriend Monica (Kate Luyben) but still likes to play the field. Jane likes a quiet guy named Gavin (Taylor Gerard Hart ) who is also liked by Monica. The group also includes Mike (Aaron Buer) a creepy stalker after Lacy and party crasher Chance (David Lago) a hot head who wants his drug money back from Brock.

Oh yes the boat is also supposed haunted by Samantha who was allegedly murdered by her husband. She doesn't like people on her boat. When the killings start (sorry for plot spoiler) the film becomes a who-dun-it with a number of suspects including a ghost. The film never shows you the killer, or much of the killings. Much of the killings consist of a prop of a dead person which makes the boredom rate excel. Not the best film Troma digitized for the ages.

Parental Guide: F-bomb, sex, nudity (Kate Luyben- True Blood Natalie)

I didn't want to be on this list.

[lastliberal-853-253708 · 2/10 · 9 April 2011]

Thank god for Troma giving D-list actors, writers, and directors a chance to have their work seen. I have no evidence that more than 29 people have seen this film, and they were all probably in it!. It was made in 2006, but just released this year.

It was almost an hour before the first killing. You can imagine the struggle to stay focused until then. No, the usual stuff that you expect in a Troma film was not present. It was just talk, talk, talk.

I am not going to say this is the worst I have seen, but it is easy to see why it has not been released until this year. The burning question in my mind is, "Why did you do it?"

Would-be indie slasher

[Leofwine_draca · 1/10 · 30 April 2018]

KILLER YACHT PARTY is a would-be indie slasher flick about a party on a boat that gets out of hand, leading to mucho death and destruction, but it turns out to be one of those ultra-slow films with barely any kind of death or horror content in it. The fact that Troma distributed it is always a bad sign, and this is pretty much as bad as an indie gets. It plays out as a character-based mystery with a derivative story and dull script. There are a few genre tropes added to the mix but this is mostly about treading water.