- Feeney: That was uh... weird. You're going on a date with AJ Varland. You're going on a man date.
- Quinn McKaye: It's not a "man date."
- [pause]
- Quinn McKaye: God I hope it's not a man date.
- A.J. Varland: He was always like ten steps ahead of me. Best I was around him was second best.
- Quinn McKaye: You just summed up my first seventeen years.
- Quinn McKaye: You have a great place, Mr. Varland.
- Adrien Varland: You don't need to be so formal, Quinn. Adrian. Please.
- Quinn McKaye: Yeah, uh, yes sir, Mr... Adrian.
- Quinn McKaye: Dude, your mom smokes weed and drinks with you?
- A.J. Varland: Step mom. It's no big deal.
- Quinn McKaye: Oh yeah, you're right, no big deal. Me and my mom, we shoot up together all the time.
- Quinn McKaye: It wasn't that bad. I just, I needed some alone time.
- Feeney: Ah, yes, alone time. Don't you normally reserve that for when the Victoria's Secret catalog comes out?
- Quinn McKaye: Glad to see you're still the same jackass.
- Quinn McKaye: Dude, your mom smokes weed and drinks with you?
- A.J. Varland: Step mom. It's no big deal.
- Quinn McKaye: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, you're right, no big deal. Me and my mom, we shoot up together all the time.
- Quinn McKaye: [questioning Carrie's choice of roadkill, during the scavenger hunt] Does a mouse count as roadkill? Maybe I should run the truck over it, make it have tire marks or something.
- [all 3 girls stare at him]
- Quinn McKaye: What?