Whistler (2006–2007)

Jesse Moss: Quinn McKaye

Quotes 

• Feeney : That was uh... weird. You're going on a date with AJ Varland. You're going on a man date.

  Quinn McKaye : It's not a "man date."

  [pause] 

  Quinn McKaye : God I hope it's not a man date.

• A.J. Varland : He was always like ten steps ahead of me. Best I was around him was second best.

  Quinn McKaye : You just summed up my first seventeen years.

• Quinn McKaye : You have a great place, Mr. Varland.

  Adrien Varland : You don't need to be so formal, Quinn. Adrian. Please.

  Quinn McKaye : Yeah, uh, yes sir, Mr... Adrian.

• Quinn McKaye : Dude, your mom smokes weed and drinks with you?

  A.J. Varland : Step mom. It's no big deal.

  Quinn McKaye : Oh yeah, you're right, no big deal. Me and my mom, we shoot up together all the time.

• Quinn McKaye : It wasn't that bad. I just, I needed some alone time.

  Feeney : Ah, yes, alone time. Don't you normally reserve that for when the Victoria's Secret catalog comes out?

  Quinn McKaye : Glad to see you're still the same jackass.

• Quinn McKaye : Dude, your mom smokes weed and drinks with you?

  A.J. Varland : Step mom. It's no big deal.

  Quinn McKaye : [sarcastically]  Oh yeah, you're right, no big deal. Me and my mom, we shoot up together all the time.

• Quinn McKaye : [questioning Carrie's choice of roadkill, during the scavenger hunt]  Does a mouse count as roadkill? Maybe I should run the truck over it, make it have tire marks or something.

  [all 3 girls stare at him] 

  Quinn McKaye : What?