- Nicole Allen: If I have a craving for a french fry, I can just reach for a carrot stick. It's like a healthy french fry that makes ya mad!
- Kyle Lendo: You're an inspiration to stalkers everywhere. You got your guy and you didn't even have to dig a little room under your house.
- Lina Warbler: Can we borrow your coffee maker?
- Kat Warbler: Okay.
- Lina Warbler: Don't you want to know why?
- Kat Warbler: Well, I'm sure it's a gripping tale!