This Is England (2006)
Thomas Turgoose: Shaun
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Quotes
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Mr. Sandhu : [after Shaun finally leaves the shop] Oh, and you're banned.
Shaun : Oh, and you're a mong.
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Shaun : I just wondered if you'd like to be my girlfriend. I think you're lovely.
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School Bully : Keith. Keithy. oi, oi.
[whistles]
Shaun : Talkin' to me?
[nods]
Shaun : What?
School Bully : I never knew Keith Chegwin had a son.
Shaun : Piss off.
School Bully : What the fuck are they?
Shaun : These, I'm wearing them for a bet, what's your excuse?
School Bully : Cheeky Bastard. Woodstock's that way pal.
Shaun : Fuck off, at least I don't look like count Dracula.
Shaun : You think your funny yeh?
Shaun : yeh.
School Bully : You think your funny you little spaz?
Shaun : Yeh.
School Bully : You want to hear a fucking joke yeh?
Shaun : Yeh, yeh go on then
School Bully : How many people can you fit into a mini?
Shaun : I don't fucking know how many?
School Bully : Three in the back, two in the front, and your fucking dad in the ashtray.
Shaun : You fucker!
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Shaun : Get me... 'undred fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky, and ten cans of lager now.
Mr. Sandhu : You know what you're gonna have? Nothing!
Shaun : What?
Mr. Sandhu : You know you're not supposed to be in here. Go. Out. Bang.
Shaun : Just fucking get them, you Paki bastard!
Mr. Sandhu : [Bewildered] What did you say?
Shaun : Get them you FILTHY - PAKI - BASTARD!
Mr. Sandhu : Right! That's it!
[Begins chasing Shaun around the shop until he catches him]
Mr. Sandhu : That's it!
Shaun : Get off!
Mr. Sandhu : Get out!
Combo : [Entering the shop] What's going on, mate? You gotta problem?
Mr. Sandhu : [Wrestling Shaun towards the door] He's been calling me a Paki bastard. Just open the door and I'll let him out. Go on, mate.
Combo : [Suddenly brandishing a huge knife] GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HIM NOW! FUCKING HANDS OFF HIM!
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Shaun : [Last scene. Shaun drowns his St George's Cross Flag in a pond then stares mournfully into the camera]
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Shaun : At least I don't look like Dracula!