Private Robert Ortiez:
Wouldn't it be funny if the devil looked just like you?
Hank Deerfield:
Why don't you come over here! I'll show you what the devil looks like!
Hank Deerfield:
Goliath challenged the Israelite army to send their best man down to fight him, but no one would go down to fight him.
David Sanders:
Why didn't they shoot him with arrows?
Hank Deerfield:
That wouldn't have been fair.
Chief Buchwald:
[
calling Emily Sanders] Remember the woman with the dead dog?
Det. Emily Sanders:
David wants a slingshot now.
Hank Deerfield:
Hmm.
Det. Emily Sanders:
I guess it could be worse; it could have been a BB gun.
Det. Emily Sanders:
And so David went down into the valley to challenge Goliath...
David Sanders:
D'you think he was scared Mom?
Det. Emily Sanders:
Yes. I think he was scared.
Hank Deerfield:
[
looks at flag] Just leave it like that, okay?
Evie:
Mustard or mayonnaise?
[
Hank looks up and is taken aback to see that the waitress is topless]
Hank Deerfield:
Um... no thank you, ma'am.
Evie:
Woman stands topless in front of you, "ma'am" could be taken as an insult.
Hank Deerfield:
Do you know what it means when a flag flies upside down?
School Janitor:
No...?
Hank Deerfield:
Its an international distress signal...
School Janitor:
No shit?
Hank Deerfield:
No Shit! It means we're in a whole lot of trouble so come save our asses 'cause we ain't got a prayer in hell of saving it ourselves.
School Janitor:
It says alot...
Hank Deerfield:
Yes, it does...
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