- Easter Island Head: HEY!
- [pauses]
- Easter Island Head: Dum-dum.
- Larry: Yes?
- Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum!
- Larry: I give you gum-gum?
- Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
- Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry.
- Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum.
- [some people are running away]
- Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun.
- [Attila yells and chases Larry]
- Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum!
- Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor.
- Larry: Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right?
- Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean?
- Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound?
- Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
- Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak.
- Octavius: I don't. I just call you Larry.
- Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass.
- Larry: [looks up at Dexter] Hey, Dex, so, look. No hard feelings, all right?
- Teddy Roosevelt: [Dexter slaps Larry in the forehead and Larry raises his clipboard to hit him] Lawrence!
- Larry: You saw - you saw what he did just then...
- Teddy Roosevelt: [interupting him] Who's evolved?
- Larry: I am.
- Teddy Roosevelt: Who's evolved?
- Larry: I am!
- Easter Island Head: [echoes] QUIIIIIEEEEEEET... .!
- [everyone stops fighting and settles down]
- Easter Island Head: [calm] My dum-dum want to speak!
- Larry: Thank you.
- Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys.
- Larry: Hey, blondie!
- Jedediah: Name's Jedadiah.
- Larry: Alright, Jedadiah, stop the train, please!
- Jedediah: Big no can do, crackerjack.
- Larry: What's going on here, huh?
- Jedediah: Somebody's got to pay.
- Larry: Pay for what?
- Jedediah: I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and just take it like a man!
- Larry: Seriously, stop the train!
- Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.
- Larry: Thank you.
- Jedediah: [shouts] Now full speed ahead and ram 'im! Split his head like a watermelon!
- Larry: [Train hits Larry in the face] Ooh! Ow...
- Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!
- Larry: Moose! Not gonna happen, buddy. Alright? I told you three times. You can't come through this door with those antlers. So you and your caribou buddy gotta go around to the loading dock.
- Larry: [to the monkey, Dexter] Oh, hey, Dexter. I'm just locking up. Do you want in?
- [Dexter walks in and climbs up to his tree]
- Larry: [Dexter smiles from the tree, holding a set of baby toy keys] I don't think so. Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexy.
- [locks up the entrance to the Hall of African Mammals]
- Larry: Those are baby keys for a little baby. So have fun playing with your little baby keys, little baby monkey. Maybe tomorrow, I'll bring you a little baby "diapie" so you can go poo-poo in it. Then, I'll change it for you. Then I'll tickle you 'cause you're a cute little baby. Will you cry all night about how Uncle Larry fooled you? Told you there was a storm comin'.
- Mr. McPhee: [fake laughing] Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No is the answer. Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?
- Larry: No, I don't want to get into a battle of humor.
- Mr. McPhee: No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn!
- Teddy Roosevelt: Anything's posible Lawrence. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the twenty-foot jackal staring right at you.
- [Larry starts to look]
- Teddy Roosevelt: Don't make eye contact!
- Larry: Morning, dum-dum.
- Easter Island Head: ME NO DUM-DUM, YOU DUM-DUM! You bring me gum-gum?
- Larry: Yes I did, fathead.
- [holds up a handful of gum]
- Larry: Lots and lots of gum-gum.
- Easter Island Head: Mmm!
- Teddy Roosevelt: [after seeing Larry slapping Dexter] Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?
- Jedediah: Wait, no sir, I ain't working with Toga Boy!
- Octavius: Romans work alone.
- [Jedediah hits him on his foot with his rifle]
- Octavius: Ow!
- Jedediah: That didn't hurt, don't be a baby.
- Octavius: [while hopping on one foot] Yes it did!
- Jedediah: No it didn't! Come on!
- Octavius: [then hits Jedediah's behind with his sword]
- Jedediah: Ow! That was much harder!
- Erica Daley: Hey, how's it going with that virtual reality driving range you wanted to open?
- Larry: Getting there. Still waiting for the technology to catch up with the idea. I mean it's not easy, there are a lot of moving parts.