Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning (2005 Video)
Samuli Torssonen: Emperor Pirk
Quotes
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[subtitled version]
Keisari James B. Pirk : Really, I did all I could for mankind, but did anybody thank me? No, they just whined about famine and overpopulation and stuff.
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[subtitled version]
Keisari James B. Pirk : Where's Sherrypie?
Komentaja Ivanovitsa : He couldn't stand defeat. He shot himself in the head, three times.
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[first lines, subtitled version]
P-Liiton tiedeupseeri : I would like to suggest, Emperor, that you reconsider your plan. The scientists are comparing it to Russian roulette. What theories we have on phenomena like the maggot hole indicate a tendency for continually increasing disturbances.
Keisari James B. Pirk : So what else is new. Can we pass through there?
P-Liiton tiedemies : Our ships weren't designed for twist pressures over one googol fluxoms.
Keisari James B. Pirk : So in other words, you don't have a clue.
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Keisari James B. Pirk : [to angry mob] What's this racket? Get off my lawn or I'll light-ball your asses!
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Commander Dwarf : Wars aren't won by avoiding battles.
Keisari James B. Pirk : Enough with your sorry Plingon proverbs.
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[last lines, subtitled version]
Info : In a low-power mode, I believe I can make it until the 21st century, and prevent the fateful invasion campaign from taking place.
Keisari James B. Pirk : So that none of this ever happened? Then I'll be saved!
Info : Hm. In a way. Yes.
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[subtitled version]
Keisari James B. Pirk : [as voice-over] Emperor's blog, dunno what Moondate.
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Luutnantti Ruoska : So you're the famous Emperor Pirk?
Keisari James B. Pirk : This is me, in all my glory.
Luutnantti Ruoska : Right...
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Keisari James B. Pirk : Why's everybody talk back all the time? Try walking in my shoes! It's no cakewalk, managin' the whole world by myself. Gotta admit, sometimes I think I've gotten in too deep. This mess began 8 years ago. My ship blew up and I was stuck in the past.
