Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning (2005 Video)

Karoliina Blackburn: P-Fleet Science Officer

Quotes 

• [first lines, subtitled version] 

  P-Liiton tiedeupseeri : I would like to suggest, Emperor, that you reconsider your plan. The scientists are comparing it to Russian roulette. What theories we have on phenomena like the maggot hole indicate a tendency for continually increasing disturbances.

  Keisari James B. Pirk : So what else is new. Can we pass through there?

  P-Liiton tiedemies : Our ships weren't designed for twist pressures over one googol fluxoms.

  Keisari James B. Pirk : So in other words, you don't have a clue.