Mind of Mencia (2005–2008)

Courtney Andresen: Stacy

Quotes 

• Host : Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.

  Stacy : Okay.

• [phone rings] 

  Stacy : Carlos, seriously, it's the president of the United States.

  Host : S-send him through.

  George Bush : Carlos, it's president George W. Bush. Ya got a minute?

  Host : Yea, Yeah, what's up?

  George Bush : Well, I just want to say that uh, Laura and I really love your show.

  [Heh heh heh] 

  Host : God... I'm honored, sir.

  George Bush : Well, I appreciate that, but I do have an official request for ya, CM.

  Host : What would that be?

  George Bush : Well, Carlos, I've always tried to be a uniter, not a divider. Unfortunately, I feel your racialistically charged material is pulling this country apart. So as a favor to me, and America, could you please stop tellin' those ethnical jokes? Ya know, I'd appreciate that.

  Host : Sir, I love this country more than anything in the world, and I respect what you've done so much... but, the one thing I truly love about this country is freedom of speech. So... You can go fuck yourself, you redneck cracker!