The Conrad Boys (2006)

Justin Lo: Charlie Conrad

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Ben Conrad : Charlie, you gotta come see this.

  Charlie Conrad : Don't you knock?

  Ben Conrad : Come look at my room.

  Charlie Conrad : Ben, I gotta finish this before school.

  Ben Conrad : I made a new wall for my fort and it's really strong.

  Charlie Conrad : Impressive, considering it's probably made out of couch cushions.

• [last lines] 

  Ben Conrad : Hey, Charlie. Hey, Dad.

  Doug Conrad : Hey.

  Charlie Conrad : Hey.

  Ben Conrad : Look at this.

  [starts swinging wooden sword] 

  Doug Conrad : OK.

  Ben Conrad : Whoa!

  Charlie Conrad : Whoa! Look at that.

  Doug Conrad : Hey, look what I brought you.

  [pulls wooden shield out of bag] 

  Ben Conrad : Cool!

  Doug Conrad : Yeah... Look at that, huh?

  [hands shield to Ben] 

  Doug Conrad : Pretty good.

  Ben Conrad : Here. Hold this.

  [hands sword to Charlie] 

  Ben Conrad : Attack me.

  Doug Conrad : Uh-oh.

  Charlie Conrad : Sure?

  Doug Conrad : En guard!

  Charlie Conrad : OK.

  [starts attacking] 

  Charlie Conrad : Bam. Bam. Bam.

  Ben Conrad : Now, do it slow motion.

  Doug Conrad : Slow motion.

  Charlie Conrad : OK.

  [starts attacking in slow motion] 

  Doug Conrad : Whoo. That's great.

  Ben Conrad : Now, give it to Dad.

  Doug Conrad : [takes sword]  Ready?

  [starts attacking] 

  Charlie Conrad : Careful.

  [laughs] 

• Jordan Rivers : You're interesting. I'm gonna write you as a character in my book.

  Charlie Conrad : Good luck with that.

• Jordan Rivers : [looking at photo]  This your mom?

  Charlie Conrad : Uh-huh.

  Jordan Rivers : She's pretty.

  Charlie Conrad : Thanks.

  Jordan Rivers : Where is she?

  Charlie Conrad : She's on vacation.

  Jordan Rivers : Where's your dad?

  Charlie Conrad : He left.

• Jordan Rivers : So if I'm going to write a character based on you, I'm gonna need some more information.

  Charlie Conrad : Like what?

  Jordan Rivers : Well, first off... what are you?

• Jordan Rivers : Voilà!

  Charlie Conrad : It's my garage... with a blanket.

  Jordan Rivers : Smart-ass.

• Jordan Rivers : Go. Suck. Suck-suck-suck. You okay?

  Charlie Conrad : That's terrible.

• Charlie Conrad : We're not gonna spy on the bagger.

  Tori Marshall : Why not?

  Charlie Conrad : Because he'll think we're freaks.