Juno (2007)

Rainn Wilson: Rollo

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Quotes 

• Rollo : So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?

  Juno MacGuff : I don't know. It's not seasoned yet.

  [grabs products] 

  Juno MacGuff : I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.

  [shakes pregnancy tester] 

  Rollo : That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

• Rollo : Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?

  Juno MacGuff : I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced.

  [Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach] 

  Rollo : Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.

  Tough Girl : [to Juno]  It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?

  Rollo : Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.

  Juno MacGuff : Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!

  Rollo : Well, you know where the lavatory is.

  [Juno heads towards the bathroom] 

  Rollo : [yells]  You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!

• Rollo : You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!