Alien Autopsy (2006)
Declan Donnelly: Ray Santilli
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
Ray Santilli : It's not a fake, more of a remake.
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Tradings Officer : Are you saying this is a genuine Toy Story video?
Ray Santilli : Oh aye, yeah, I've got friends in Hollywood. They look after me.
Tradings Officer : *You've* got friends in Hollywood?
Ray Santilli : Yeah.
[crosses fingers]
Ray Santilli : Me and Mr. Potato Head; we're like that... that's me on top there...
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Gary Shoefield : The whole world are gonna know we're liars!
Ray Santilli : Yer, rich liars though!
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Voros : Now is what you have told me the truth?
[Holding a gun to Ray's head]
Ray Santilli : Yes! I swear to you.
[Nervous tone]
Ray Santilli : Everything I've told you is absolutely true!
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Ray Santilli : Voros was in the middle of a crop circle, looking up to the heavens, hoping for some sort of close encounter probably, just came out of nowhere.
Morgan Banner : Alien spacecraft...
Gary Shoefield : No, a green Land Rover. Knocked him over. Killed him.
Ray Santilli : Dead.
Gary Shoefield : He was naked.
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Ray Santilli : We still don't know how many laws we broke.
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Ray Santilli : It's like we've robbed a Bank. We can't draw attention to ourselves.
