Samoan Wedding (2006)

David Van Horn: Derek

Quotes 

• Derek : T, sup girl. Sole, malo man.

  Albert : Who you calling "sole"?

  Derek : Hound dog in the fale.

  Albert : Derek start speaking your own language, you come from Glenfield.

  Derek : Sole man, I'm down. My boys growing up on my block, P.I. and proud represent. G-g-g- Gfield.

  Albert : G-g-g Glenfield. Not Gfield.

  Derek : Word. T, my crews hitting the Muddy Farmer after work. You up girl?

  Albert : This will be your crew from the claims department.

  Derek : Sole don't be a hater, be a player congratulator.

• Derek : When you come to my fale you check what you bringing at the door.

  Albert : Bringing what?

  Derek : That.

  Albert : WHAT?

  Derek : That attitude. You check that at the door or yo get my jandel on yo mouf!

• Derek : Albert.

  Albert : Derek.

  Derek : Sole man, where you going?

  Albert : Inside to talk to Tanya and stop calling me Sole, alright?

  Derek : Why?

  Albert : What do you mean why? Cause you're white not Samoan.

  Derek : Nah, I mean why you wanna talk to Tanya?

  Albert : That's none of your business.

  Derek : [looks strangely at Albert]  You disrespecting me?

  Albert : [laughing]  Hey?

  Derek : Comin on my turf, getting all up on my girl. Sole man, you know how we do it in the hood.

  [Sefa and the gang laugh] 

  Michael : [laughing]  Just hit the prick Albert.

  Albert : Derek, this is not a Michael Jaskson video okay? So stop being a dick and get out of my way.