The Simpsons Movie (2007) Poster

Harry Shearer: Scratchy, Mr. Burns, Rev. Lovejoy, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Skull, President Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Smithers, Toll Booth Man, Guard, Otto, Kang

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  • Russ Cargill : Anyone can pick something when they know what it is; It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about.

    President Schwarzenegger : Ok, I pick 3!

    Russ Cargill : Try again.

    President Schwarzenegger : 1!

    Russ Cargill : Go higher.

    President Schwarzenegger : 5?

    Russ Cargill : Too high.

    President Schwarzenegger : 3?

    Russ Cargill : You already said 3.

    President Schwarzenegger : 6?

    Russ Cargill : There is no 6.

    President Schwarzenegger : 2?

    Russ Cargill : Double it.

    President Schwarzenegger : 4!

    Russ Cargill : As you wish, sir.

  • Ned Flanders : Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.

    Todd Flanders : Will Buddha be there?

    Ned Flanders : No.

  • Russ Cargill : [enters the Oval Office]  President Schawarzenegger.

    President Schwarzenegger : Ja. That is me.

    Russ Cargill : The pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels.

    President Schwarzenegger : Ach! Everything is "crisis this" and "end-of-the-world that"! No one opens with a joke! I miss Danny DeVito.

    Russ Cargill : You like jokes, huh? Well, stop me if you've heard this one.

    [holds up cage with the mutant squirrel] 

    President Schwarzenegger : [gasp]  Look at all those angry eyes and pointy teeth! It's like Christmas at the Kennedy Compound!

    Russ Cargill : Mr. President, you chose me, Russ Cargill, most successful man in America, to head the EPA, the least successful government agency. Why did I take the job? Because I'm just a rich guy who wants to kick some ass for good old Mother Earth. I want to give something back. Not the money, but something. That's why I've narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options.

    [spreads the files on the President's desk] 

    Russ Cargill : Each one will cause untold misery and...

    President Schwarzenegger : [points to File #3]  I pick Number Three!

    Russ Cargill : Really? You don't want to read them first?

    President Schwarzenegger : I was elected to *lead*, not to *read*. Number Three!

  • Ned Flanders : Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful...

    [screams as Bart is plastered, naked against the window of the restaurant] 

    Ned Flanders : PENIS!

    Rod Flanders , Todd Flanders : [devoutly]  ... bountiful penis.

    Todd Flanders : Amen.

  • Bart Simpson : You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun.

    Homer Simpson : What kind of fun?

    Bart Simpson : How bout a dare contest?

    Homer Simpson : That sounds fun. I dare you to... climb the T.V. antennae.

    Bart Simpson : [Bart climbs it easily]  Piece of cake.

    Homer Simpson : [starts shaking the antennae]  Earthquake!

    [Bart falls off and hangs onto the railing] 

    Homer Simpson : [starts shaking the railing]  Aftershock!

    Ned Flanders : Uh, Homer, I don't mean to be a nervis-pervis or anything, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-a-rino?

    Homer Simpson : Shut up, Flanders!

    Bart Simpson : Yeah, shut up, Flanders!

    Homer Simpson : Well said, boy.

  • Ned Flanders : The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something...

    Homer Simpson : [whispering hopefully, with his fingers crossed]  Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...

  • Toll Booth Man : Welcome to Alaska. Here's a thousand dollars.

    Homer Simpson : Well, it's about time! But why?

    Toll Booth Man : We pay every resident a thousand dollars to allow the oil companies to ravage our state's natural beauty.

    Homer Simpson : [hugs toll booth man]  I'm home!

  • Ned Flanders : Bart! Crawl across. Hurry.

    Bart Simpson : But if they see you helping us, they'll kill you.

    Ned Flanders : I'm sure your father would do the same for...

    [Bart just stares at him] 

    Ned Flanders : Point taken. Now, hustle your bustles.

  • Montgomery Burns : [during credits]  Smithers... I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch.

  • Mayor Quimby : I hereby declare a state of emergency: Code Black.

    Lenny : Black? That's the worst color there is.

    [Lenny turns to Carl, his black friend] 

    Lenny : No offense there, Carl.

    Carl : I get it all the time.

  • Montgomery Burns : So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich, white man is in control. I have two buttons behind my desk. One will provide your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother.

    Dr. Hibbert : The hospital's generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost.

    Montgomery Burns : [writing down]  Lives... lost. Go on.

    Chief Wiggum : We have a convict we're gonna fry tomorrow, but now we can't.

    Montgomery Burns : Tempting, tempting...

    Apu : Look, all of our reasons mean nothing. Just look inside your heart and you will find the answer.

    [Smithers waves frantically and shakes his head no; cut to outside of mansion as screaming and barking is heard inside] 

    Apu : Aaah!

    Montgomery Burns : First door on the right.

    Apu : Thank you.

    Dr. Hibbert , Chief Wiggum , Apu : [as they run out chased by dogs]  Aaah!

  • [first lines] 

    Scratchy : [having just landed on the Moon]  We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere.

    [Itchy impales and beats Scratchy with flag pole] 

  • Lisa Simpson : Our crisis level will be here.

    Lenny : That's not so bad.

    Lisa Simpson : No, this forklift is messed up.

    [the forklift goes crazy until it is back to normal] 

    Lisa Simpson : Am I getting through to anyone?

    Krusty the Clown : Hell yeah, we need a new one of those things!

  • [the police have just found Homer's pig crap silo, which is marked "Return to Homer Simpson"] 

    Kent Brockman : Now, Channel 6 does not endorse vigilante violence. Unless it gets results... which it *will*.

    [a picture of Homer appears in the upper-right hand corner] 

    News Text : [flashing]  GET HIM!

  • Kent Brockman : Kent Brockman here reporting on a crisis so serious it has its own name and theme music.

    [graphic shows the domed Springfield on a styrofoam cup labeled "Trappuccino" as ominous music plays] 

    Kent Brockman : The dome has put an end to life as we know it. The town is running low on supplies of everything from gasoline to Botox.

    [Kent's face droops] 

    Kent Brockman : Moment, please.

    [clips skin on back of neck] 

    Kent Brockman : And, as always, we end our broadcast with news on the lighter side.

    [the words "The Lighter Side" appear on the same small screen as the Trappuccino graphic did] 

    Kent Brockman : It's the time of year when the swallows return to Springfield.

    [cut to swallows crashing into dome, as hungry cats await below] 

  • Homer Simpson : [noticing a glow]  Uh, what's that ominous glow in the distance?

    Angry Mob : [wielding torches]  Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill...

    Homer Simpson : [looking out the window]  Marge, look! Those idiots don't even know where we *live*!

    Angry Mob : [looking round, seeing Homer]  Kill, kill, kill, kill...

    Homer Simpson : D'oh!

  • Russ Cargill : My name is Russ Cargill and I'm the head of the EPA.

    Moe : The what?

    Russ Cargill : Environmental Protection Agency.

    Lenny : Come again?

    Russ Cargill : Look, I'm a man on a big TV. Just listen.

  • Kent Brockman : [At Moe's Tavern, the bar patrons and Moe look at the television when the power goes out]  Day 37 under the dome. We are facing intermittent power failures which...

    Moe : [the lights come back on, all the booze has been stolen off the shelves and the patrons have disappeared]  Okay, very funny. I'm gonna turn the lights off again. When they come back on, I want all my booze back the way it was.

    [switches light off, then turns it back and sees that all of his other necessities including his clothing have been looted. He's only in his underwear] 

    Moe : Yeah, okay. Okay...

  • Ned Flanders : Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!

    Bart Simpson : Oh yeah.

  • Todd Flanders : I wish Homer was my father.

    Ned Flanders : ...and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.

  • Ned Flanders : [surprised by the pink mutated multi-eyed squirrel]  Well, this certainly seems odd, but, heh, who am I to question the work of the Almighty? Oh, we thank you Lord for this mighty fine intelligent design! Good job!

  • Skull : Evil.

  • Ned Flanders : [Bart is sitting up in the tree near Flanders' house]  How 'bout I fix you some cocoa?

    Bart Simpson : No way, cocoa's for wusses.

    Ned Flanders : Well sir, if you change your mind, it's on the windowsill!

    [Flanders squirts whipped cream on top, places the mug on the windowsill, puts a wafer in the mug, shaves chocolate on top, squirts a dollop of whipped cream on top of the wafer, adds a marshmallow to the top, melts the mallow with a food torch, and walks away] 

    Bart Simpson : [Bart sneaks over to the windowsill, grabs the mug from the coaster, climbs down from the tree, goes over by the fence and takes a drink from the mug]  Oh my god.

  • Carl : If someone distracts Cargill, the rest of us can climb up that thing.

    Lenny : But who would be dumb enough to stay here while we escape with our lives?

    Cletus : Ahem... My time to shine!

  • [after Itchy has killed Scratchy on the moon, returned home a hero and was elected President, he looks out the White House window] 

    Scratchy : Itchy... Itchy...

    [Itchy grabs binoculars to see Scratchy's remains on the moon, holding a sign that says, "I'M TELLING."] 

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