The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Tress MacNeille: Booberella, Sweet Old Lady, Colin, Agnes Skinner, Nelson's Mother, Pig, Crazy Cat Lady, Female EPA Worker, G.P.S. Woman, Cookie Kwan, Lindsey Naegle, TV Son, Medicine Woman, Girl on Phone
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Quotes
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Colin : I'm Colin.
Lisa Simpson : I haven't seen you at school
Colin : Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.
Lisa Simpson : Is he...?
Colin : He's not Bono.
Lisa Simpson : I just thought because you're Irish and you care about...
Colin : He's NOT Bono.
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Homer Simpson : [Pig nudges the plank the Simpsons are using to escape] No, Plopper. If you push that, daddy will die.
Pig : [looks at Homer and pushes plank] Oink.
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Tom Hanks : [voiceover in TV ad] Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon?
TV Dad : [bored] Here we are kids. The Grand Canyon.
TV Daughter : Oh, it's so old and boring! I want a new one, *now!*
Tom Hanks : [appears from behind bush] Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.
TV Son : Tussle my hair, Mr. Hanks!
Tom Hanks : Sure thing, son.
[laughs as he does so. Stars come out of the boy's hair. He then smiles in wonder]
Tom Hanks : Now, I'm pleased to tell you about the new Grand Canyon.
[shot changes to that of a smouldering crater]
Tom Hanks : Coming this weekend! It's east of Shelbyville and south of Capital City.
Marge Simpson : [watching ad] That's where Springfield is!
Tom Hanks : It's nowhere near where anything is or ever was. This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're gonna pick a government to trust, why not this one?
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Girl on Phone : You hang up first.
Boy on Phone : No, you hang up first.
Girl on Phone : Okay.
[hangs up]
Boy on Phone : What the-? She hung up on me!
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Agnes Skinner : [pointing to Bart who skateboards past naked] Don't look where I'm pointing!
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Martin : [walks up to bullies, picks up wooden board] I've been taking your crap all my life!
[beats the bullies in one swipe]
Dolph , Jimbo Jones , Kearney : Uggghh!
Martin : Whoo! This feels good! No wonder you do it.
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Helen Lovejoy : [having a "Book Club" with women] Okay, let's discuss "Tuesdays with Morrie."
Cookie Kwan : Again? If we don't get a new book, I'm gonna puke.
Lindsey Naegle : You're the five people I'm going to meet in hell!
[throws a book at Helen, barely missing her, ending up going through the window instead]
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Lisa Simpson : [Knocks on door] Hello, sorry to bother you on a Sunday , but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am...
[Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next house]
Lisa Simpson : Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury than even...
[Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next door]
Sweet Old Lady : Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.
Lisa Simpson : Lake Springfield...
[Door slams]
Lisa Simpson : Oh.
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Medicine Woman : Homer Simpson. do you know why you are here?
Homer Simpson : because my family cares more about other people then they do about me.
Medicine Woman : drink this liquid.
Homer Simpson : AHHHhHHHHHHHH more please.
Medicine Woman : now we will cleanse you spirit my the ancient Inuit art of throat singing.
Homer Simpson : throat singing?
Medicine Woman : AAAA OOO OOO OOO AAAA
Homer Simpson : hoooo ahhh hoo ah hoo ah
Homer Simpson : how long we doing this?
Medicine Woman : until you. have an epiphany.
Homer Simpson : ok?
Medicine Woman : OOOOOOOHHHH OOOHHH OOHHH
Homer Simpson : whats an epiphany?
Medicine Woman : sudden realizing, of great truth.
Homer Simpson : ok.