The Simpsons Movie (2007) Poster

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders, TV Daughter, Woman on Phone

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Quotes 

  • Bart Simpson : [on the blackboard, in the open sequence]  I will not illegally download this movie.

  • Ned Flanders : Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.

    Todd Flanders : Will Buddha be there?

    Ned Flanders : No.

  • [Bart puts a black bra on his head] 

    Bart Simpson : [in the voice of a cartoon mouse]  I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!

  • Ned Flanders : Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful...

    [screams as Bart is plastered, naked against the window of the restaurant] 

    Ned Flanders : PENIS!

    Rod Flanders , Todd Flanders : [devoutly]  ... bountiful penis.

    Todd Flanders : Amen.

  • Milhouse : Hey, I am very passionate about the planet.

    Nelson : [raises his fist]  Say global warming is a myth!

    Milhouse : [cowering]  It's a myth! Further study is needed!

    Nelson : [punches Milhouse]  That's for selling out your beliefs!

  • Bart Simpson : [blushing]  Did you at least bring my clothes?

    Homer Simpson : Shirt, socks, everything you need.

    Bart Simpson : [covering up privates]  You didn't bring my pants!

    Homer Simpson : Who am I, Tommy Bahama?

    Bart Simpson : [face is completely red, sobs]  Oh, this is the worst day of my life.

    Homer Simpson : The worst day of your life so far.

  • Bart Simpson : You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun.

    Homer Simpson : What kind of fun?

    Bart Simpson : How bout a dare contest?

    Homer Simpson : That sounds fun. I dare you to... climb the T.V. antennae.

    Bart Simpson : [Bart climbs it easily]  Piece of cake.

    Homer Simpson : [starts shaking the antennae]  Earthquake!

    [Bart falls off and hangs onto the railing] 

    Homer Simpson : [starts shaking the railing]  Aftershock!

    Ned Flanders : Uh, Homer, I don't mean to be a nervis-pervis or anything, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-a-rino?

    Homer Simpson : Shut up, Flanders!

    Bart Simpson : Yeah, shut up, Flanders!

    Homer Simpson : Well said, boy.

  • Russ Cargill : [levels a shotgun at Homer and Bart] 

    Russ Cargill : Hello, Homer.

    Homer Simpson : So, we meet at last, whoever you are.

    Russ Cargill : There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School, one is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun, I'm going to do both right now.

    Bart Simpson : Wait! But if you kill my dad, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!

    Russ Cargill : What treasure?

    Bart Simpson : Uhm, the treasure of Ima Wiener.

    Russ Cargill : I'm a wiener?

    [Homer and Bart laugh] 

    Homer Simpson : Classic!

    Russ Cargill : Well, always leave them laughing. Goodbye, sir.

    [Cargill aims the shotgun, right as he is about to fire a boulder falls on him KOing him, the camera pans up to show Maggie] 

    Homer Simpson : Maggie! What a great little accident you turned out to be!

    [Maggie winks and does a hand gun at Homer] 

  • [Bart claps] 

    Lisa Simpson : What are you doing, Bart?

    Bart Simpson : Eh, just passing the time.

    [Bart claps, snow repeatedly falls on Homer] 

    Homer Simpson : Aw, my boy loves Alaska so much, he's applauding it. Lisa, why aren't you clapping?

    Lisa Simpson : But Dad!

    Homer Simpson : [sternly]  Clap for Alaska!

    [Lisa claps along with Bart] 

    Homer Simpson : [Homer is buried under an avalanche] 

  • Homer Simpson : Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole.

    Bart Simpson : Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad.

    Homer Simpson : I don't blame you, son. I've never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, it's all clear to me. It's all just been one long, unbroken chain of...

    Marge Simpson : Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!

  • Marge Simpson : Despite everything, I miss your father.

    Bart Simpson : Me too... his big fat ass could shield us all.

  • Marge Simpson : Bart, are you drinking whiskey?

    Bart Simpson : I'm troubled.

  • Bart Simpson : Look what I did to *your* picture!

    [Bart holds up a picture of Homer, on which he has drawn Flanders-style hair, glasses and a mustache] 

    Homer Simpson : [screams] 

    Bart Simpson : Howdily-doodily! Howdily-doodily! Howdily-doodily!

    Homer Simpson : Why you little...!

    [Homer begins strangling Bart] 

    Homer Simpson : I'll strangle-angle you!

  • Ned Flanders : Bart! Crawl across. Hurry.

    Bart Simpson : But if they see you helping us, they'll kill you.

    Ned Flanders : I'm sure your father would do the same for...

    [Bart just stares at him] 

    Ned Flanders : Point taken. Now, hustle your bustles.

  • Homer Simpson : All right, boy. Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger... and back... *naked*.

    Bart Simpson : How naked?

    Homer Simpson : Fourth base.

    Bart Simpson : But girls might see my doodle.

    Homer Simpson : Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you "chicken for life". Every morning you'll wake up to "Good morning chicken!" At your wedding, I'll sing...

    Homer Simpson : [clucks the wedding march]  Buck-buck-bu-buck!

  • Homer Simpson : I'll let you hold the bomb...

    Bart Simpson : The man knows me!

  • Homer Simpson : So, who wants waffles?

    Bart Simpson , Grampa , Lisa Simpson : I do! I do! I do!

    Marge Simpson : What about Grampa?

    Bart Simpson : I want syrup!

    Lisa Simpson : I want strawberries!

    Marge Simpson : Shouldn't we be concerned about what happened in church?

    Homer Simpson : I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but that's okay, because we love him anyway, and we got a free rug out of it.

    [Kisses Grampa on the forehead] 

    Marge Simpson : What's the point of going to church every Sunday if when someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it? Right, Grampa?

    Grampa : I want bananas on my waffles.

    Homer Simpson : I rest my case.

  • [Bart is skateboarding naked across town] 

    Ralph Wiggum : [brightly]  I like men now.

  • Tom Hanks : [voiceover in TV ad]  Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon?

    TV Dad : [bored]  Here we are kids. The Grand Canyon.

    TV Daughter : Oh, it's so old and boring! I want a new one, *now!*

    Tom Hanks : [appears from behind bush]  Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.

    TV Son : Tussle my hair, Mr. Hanks!

    Tom Hanks : Sure thing, son.

    [laughs as he does so. Stars come out of the boy's hair. He then smiles in wonder] 

    Tom Hanks : Now, I'm pleased to tell you about the new Grand Canyon.

    [shot changes to that of a smouldering crater] 

    Tom Hanks : Coming this weekend! It's east of Shelbyville and south of Capital City.

    Marge Simpson : [watching ad]  That's where Springfield is!

    Tom Hanks : It's nowhere near where anything is or ever was. This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're gonna pick a government to trust, why not this one?

  • Lisa Simpson : [during end credits]  It looks like Maggie has something to say!

    Marge Simpson : Oh my God! Her first word!

    Maggie Simpson : [takes pacifier out of mouth] 

    [pause] 

    Maggie Simpson : Sequel?

  • Lisa Simpson : [Lisa and Colin are pressing their hands against the glass]  I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this...

    Bart Simpson : [sing-song]  Lisa's got a boyfriend / That she'll never see again!

    [Lisa cold-cocks Bart] 

  • [the wrecking ball dings the truck Marge, Lisa and Bart are in] 

    Bart Simpson : Did you hear something?

    Lisa Simpson : Probably just a moth.

    Marge Simpson : I hope it's okay.

  • Ralph Wiggum : [blowing bubbles at the dome]  Take that!

    [one of the bubbles pops in his eye] 

    Ralph Wiggum : Oh, no! Blow back!

  • Martin : [walks up to bullies, picks up wooden board]  I've been taking your crap all my life!

    [beats the bullies in one swipe] 

    Dolph , Jimbo Jones , Kearney : Uggghh!

    Martin : Whoo! This feels good! No wonder you do it.

  • Bart Simpson : Boy, you made it! But how?

    Santa's Little Helper : [subtitled]  I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.

    Bart Simpson : I love you too.

  • Bart Simpson : [drunk]  I miss Flanders. There, I said it!

  • [Homer and Bart are at a table. We see an interior shot of Homer's mouth as he eats. Bart is angry] 

    Homer Simpson : Hey, what's with you?

    Bart Simpson : You really wanna know?

    Homer Simpson : Of course I do. What kind of father wouldn't care about

    [sees something] 

    Homer Simpson : a pig wearing a hat!

    [Krusty the Clown is filming a commercial] 

    Director : Action!

    Krusty the Clown : Hey hey! It's your old pal Krusty for my new pork sandwich, the clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!

    [He laughs and then takes a bite of the sandwich] 

    Krusty the Clown : Mmm!

    Director : And... we're clear.

    [Krusty spits out the sandwich] 

    Krusty the Clown : Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.

    [a saw is held up to the pig. It squeals in terror] 

    Homer Simpson : [gasps]  What? You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!

    [the pig runs across to Homer, giving him a forlorn look. To the tune of 'Happy Together', Homer briefly imagines himself and the pig dancing in a field. He picks up the pig] 

    Homer Simpson : You're coming home with me.

  • Bart Simpson : [drunkenly]  Mom?

    Marge Simpson : Yes honey?

    Bart Simpson : You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman.

    Homer Simpson : You'll pay for ruining the golden family moment!

    Marge Simpson : Homer!

    Bart Simpson : How are we supposed to get to Alaska without any money?

    Homer Simpson : Alright, son. If you don't believe me, believe in America!

  • Bart Simpson : I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at night. Oh... what's that word...

    Todd Flanders , Rod Flanders : Consistency?

    Bart Simpson : Thanks losers.

  • Bart Simpson : Let us out! Let us out!

    EPA Official : Stop that! You'll scratch your shackles!

    Bart Simpson : I hope I do!

    [rubs shackles on cage, a gas then enters the truck] 

    Lisa Simpson : Oh way to go Bart!

    Bart Simpson : [drugged]  You stink.

    Lisa Simpson : [even more drugged]  No you stink.

    [they both pass out] 

  • [watching the credits] 

    Bart Simpson : [to Homer]  Come on, dad, let's go! I've been holding it since they put the dome on the town!

  • Homer Simpson : Homer do good?

    Bart Simpson : Actually, you've doomed us all. Again.

  • Ned Flanders : Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!

    Bart Simpson : Oh yeah.

  • Todd Flanders : I wish Homer was my father.

    Ned Flanders : ...and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.

  • Bart Simpson : Dad!

    Homer Simpson : What seems to be the problem, officers?

    Bart Simpson : Tell them you dared me to do it!

    Chief Wiggum : If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.

    Homer Simpson : And what happens to me if it's my fault?

    Chief Wiggum : You'll have to attend a one hour parenting class.

    Homer Simpson : It was all his idea! He's out of control I tell ya! Oh, I'm at my wit's end!

  • [Lisa and Colin are separated by the dome and are saying their good-byes] 

    Bart Simpson : [singing]  Lisa's got a boyfriend, that she'll never see again!

    [Lisa slugs him out] 

  • Ralph Wiggum : [after Bart skates by, naked]  I like men now.

  • Bart Simpson : [poking mutant squirrel's eyes]  Jab him-jab him-jab-jab-jab!

    Male EPA Worker : Hey! Jab one more eye and it's a federal crime!

  • Ned Flanders : [Bart is sitting up in the tree near Flanders' house]  How 'bout I fix you some cocoa?

    Bart Simpson : No way, cocoa's for wusses.

    Ned Flanders : Well sir, if you change your mind, it's on the windowsill!

    [Flanders squirts whipped cream on top, places the mug on the windowsill, puts a wafer in the mug, shaves chocolate on top, squirts a dollop of whipped cream on top of the wafer, adds a marshmallow to the top, melts the mallow with a food torch, and walks away] 

    Bart Simpson : [Bart sneaks over to the windowsill, grabs the mug from the coaster, climbs down from the tree, goes over by the fence and takes a drink from the mug]  Oh my god.

  • EPA Driver : There's something strange about that sop sign.

    [Homer is seen driving to the EPA van in a wrecking ball crane to rescue his family, activates the wrecking ball to hit the van but barely touches it and makes a little tick of noise] 

    Bart Simpson : [gasps]  What was that?

    Lisa Simpson : Probably just a moth.

    Marge Simpson : I hope it's okay.

    [wrecking ball comes back to the crane and hits Homer, swinging him back to forth hitting a rock and a buliding called A Hard Place. Then the ball eventually stops swinging Homer and then drops him to the ground] 

    EPA Passenger : Look, we can't keep stopping at every sop, yeld or one vay sign. Just move along.

    [drives away] 

  • Bart Simpson : You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer sales man!

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs


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