Margaret Cho: Assassin (2005 TV Special)

Margaret Cho: Self

Quotes 

• Margaret Cho : I'm probably gonna get shot. So enjoy it while you can.

• Margaret Cho : These Christian groups are always up to some kind of bullshit. They're either trying to sneak Terry Chavo a Happy Meal, or going off about 'SpongeBob is gay!' Sponge Bob is a sponge. Obviously, transsexual. They're so busy all the time. I'm like, shouldn't you be preparing for the rapture? Aren't you supposed to be leaving soon? They have no right to call themselves Christians, because they have no Christianity to them. They have no kindness, they have no compassion, they have no charity. I want Jesus to come back and say "That's not what I meant!"

  [big applause] 

  Margaret Cho : They need to read the scripture, where it says, in Mathew, chapter four, verse seventeen, it says 'Shut the fuck up!'

  [laughter] 

  Margaret Cho : That's King James version.

• Margaret Cho : I always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes.